But I'm going to attempt this one more time! I've been using Facebook as a "mini-blog", giving a few sentences to describe great moments. For example, I compiled a list of some of the things my status update has said in the past... and as I read them, I can remember exactly what happened that made me post.
- ate a booger 6/1/09
- got JJ into a Preschool
- fell off the wagon, and back onto the Internet
- just got asked to “Put Big-A back” in her tummy because JJ no longer wants her
- just remembered why we use Pre-cut Cookie Dough... an egg on the floor, shell in the dough, and mysterious teeth marks in the butter stick. JJ the Gozerian strikes again!
- wants to know what kind of Daddy brushes the crumbs off the highchair, onto the floor, and then puts Big-A down there to eat them???
- lost her wedding band at the beach :( Mother’s Day 09
- has had enough. Motherhood has truly kicked my A!
- had a rough weekend... trip to the ER, Chiropractor, and JJ's finger in a pencil sharpener... it was like a scene out of Kill Bill... ugh.
- hates when Taz has the night shift! It's impossible to keep a 2 y.o. and 7 m.o. quiet all day while he sleeps!!!
- is glad to be home. All it took was 5 straight hours of Doodlebops and intermittent crying! 4/16/09
- and the Family are driving 7hrs. to Mickey's House... thank goodness my kid is still young enough for Pull-Ups and we won't need to make "Potty-Stops"
- thinks Big-A is fine, and that the Pediatrician thinks she's Gregory House. And though... I do appreciate a thorough Ped, I don't think my baby is a "rare case" and needs all this hoopla.
- is impressed that JJ put a Temporary Tattoo on ALL BY HERSELF, with out me knowing! How long before she gets a REAL one in the same manner?!?
- says JJ has been consistently pooping in the potty with out nagging from Mommy! I wonder what else she can do when I quit nagging... Imagine what my HUSBAND could do???
- J pooped in the potty with out me asking, and Big-A can scoot forward instead of just in circles! Progress has been made!!! 3/25/09
- I am amazed that JJ crapped a turd on the couch and DIDN'T get it smooshed everywhere... where the heck were her underpants???
- thinks her profile picture is an accurate depiction of JJ's behavior this week... grrrr (lipstick on the carpet)
- had such a busy week, she forgot that Big-A rolled Back2Front for the first time!!! Hooray for Baby Milestones! 3/7/09
- thinks we're back on track... it wasn't a completely smooth morning, but at least I didn't yell! :)
- tricked JJ into going back to bed for another 2 hrs! Hahahaa... thank goodness for Bribery!
- is floored. JJ played quietly by herself, then put herself down for a nap!?! 2/26/09
- wonders why I bother cleaning the house when JJ just dumps a bottle of Shampoo into the carpet, crackers on the couch, and juice on her pants.
- overheard JJ tell her babydoll, "You're a GENIUS!" (from when I sarcastically tell Taz, "You're a genius you idiot")
- should not be in charge of a 9, 3, 2, and 1/2 year old at the same time... I'm lucky they all still have ten fingers each!
- and JJ are singing, "Ooochie goochie goo, Baby I love you!" to each other. She's so sweet to me... sometimes.
- is an amazingly fast healer! I feel AWSOME!!! :) (or maybe it's just the drugs???)
- is allergic to laundry and dishes... how unfortunate...
- is mad at herself again... just heard JJ say, "Dagummit, look what you did!"
- is going to Wal-Mart... Woop-de-freakin-doooooo!
- is extremely upset at JJ for pooping on her carpet, but still SO IN LOVE WITH HER as she sings B-I-N-G-O!!!
- says "ShamWOW" is more like "ShamSUCKS". It can't clean up two cups of apple juice, 1 pee-pee on the floor, let alone a bathroom covered in water, thanks JJ...
- hates having to drive 20 minutes, take the girls out of their carseats, drag them into the post office, wait for 30min., just to mail a package.
- wants to cuddle with JJ because she was SO stinkin' sweet today. She's growing up TOO FAST! :(
- is too busy for her own good. My calendar is stacked!!!
- got her job back! I forgot how much I got done when Taz was at work all day! I'm a Full-time Homemaker again! 1/20/09
- is going to the Gym to "Ess-ser-zize"... as JJ would say.
- is so proud of JJ for using the big-girl-potty regularly! (except for public bathrooms and ni-nighttime, hahaha...) 1/19/09
- Big-A is set for the next two years! 92 Pairs and counting!
- is feeling guilty as she hears JJ repeat, "I hate my life". Next time I'll vent AFTER the kids are in bed!
- is an idiot, and she's not really stranded, just blind.
- is stranded. Taz took the infant carseat to work and won't be home till 8pm.
- wonders why the Retirement Community always roams around Wal-Mart the SAME time she decides to go and get 2 items!!!
- is fixing JJ's amazingly long hair. I hope the curl never straightens!
- is happy Big-A no longer has to sleep in the closet! 1/8/09
- is laughing at JJ on the DanceCam!
- loves her girls... they BOTH sleep throught the night 8 to 8! Knocking on wood...
- made bacon and eggs for JJ... and all she ate was bacon. She IS her mother's daughter...
- and her family get to have 3 Christmases!
- is happy, not a creature is stirring, not even a JJ.
- is hoping a carpet steamer will clean up the sunscreen lotion JJ played with.
- is listening to JJ sing Big-A a lullaby. 10/08/08
- is loving this "Mommy of 2" job! Not as hard as it could be! 9/26/08
- is feeding Big-A, playing with JJ, folding laundry, and dying for a GIANT COKE!
- is having to pack in case the military evacs us.
- is still having contractions... grrrr 8/24/08
- is sweating like a dog... actually, just sweating like a pregnant lady in July.
- This is what happens when you're pregnant and just don't care anymore... She's so purty! (lipstick all over J and bathroom)
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